• The 'If I Had a Heart – Misery Loves Company' T-Shirt in black blends dark humour with unapologetic wit. Featuring a mischievous emoji and a bold statement, this edgy tee playfully critiques narcissism and human nature. A must-have for those who love sarcasm, irony, and statement fashion.
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If I Had a Heart – Misery Loves Company T-Shirt

If I Had a Heart – Misery Loves Company T-Shirt

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Not all truths need to be serious—sometimes, they need a little humour. The If I Had a Heart, I’d Love You Guys Tee from the Misery Loves Company collection takes a playful, satirical jab at narcissism, blending dark humour with unapologetic honesty.

Featuring an emoji with a mischievous smirk and a bold middle finger, this design is a cheeky reflection on self-awareness, human nature, and the absurdity of it all. Whether worn ironically or as an inside joke, this tee is perfect for those who appreciate sharp wit and unfiltered truths.

Printed on high-quality cotton, this tee is available in classic black for a sleek, rebellious look.

Features & Benefits:

✔ Dark Humour Meets Self-Awareness: A clever take on narcissism and human nature.
✔ Premium Comfort: Soft, high-quality cotton for all-day wear.
✔ Bold & Playful Design: Mischievous emoji with an unapologetic message.
✔ Classic Black Statement Piece: Versatile, edgy, and conversation-starting.
✔ Unisex Fit: Designed for those who appreciate humour with an edge.

Design Inspiration:

This tee takes a genuine narcissistic sentiment and flips it into a humorous, wearable commentary on self-awareness. It’s a satirical look at human behaviour, reminding us that beneath every persona, there’s a deeper story.

Perfect For:

✔ Those who enjoy dark humour and sarcasm.
✔ A lighthearted gift for the narcissist (or self-aware anti-hero) in your life.
✔ Anyone who loves a statement tee with an edge.

Laugh at the chaos. Embrace the truth. Shop the If I Had a Heart Tee today!

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Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Product information: Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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